purococo:

psyces:

sex-high:

superhobbitwhomerlockpotter:

say-ton:

how could u not reblog this

If I didn’t know this was batman, I would have said it looked like a mans slow decent into madness

Yes, you’re right. That’s batman…

This is perfect

yes, batman. you’re so right.

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

pizzasavedmylife:

The worst way to go

theclearlydope:

Cruisin’ down the street in my six-fo.

rosemortem:

365daysoyoga:

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

i volunteer to design the shirts 

AHAHAHAHAHAHSJAHAHAHAHSBAHAHA

little-lionman:

ME

modebatty:

anoraxaudio:

tiniepika:

redmetalandgold:

bestnatesmithever:

yourboyscoob1:

finalellipsis:

awkward-elevator:

Do I look like a blogger with a plan?

How about a magic trick?
[posts something]
I’m gonna make this post disappear.
[deletes post]

You wanna know how I got these scars?
(tw: violence)

You’ve got a little fight in ya. I like that in a blog.

We all just gonna ignore the background?

I DIDNT NOTICE IT

THAT BACKGROUND

This post is just full of perfection.

Way to ruin it..lol

jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:

pjcalamity:

neekcreep:

hogwarts-express:

fuckin lilo

I’m fucking dying

LILO NO

Lilo is all of us

hurdling-over-life:

asdfghtjkl:

Hi! This is my (empty) tumblr jar. (I know the picture isn’t quality but my camera’s battery is dead soooooo) 
Every time someone (like you) reblog or like the post, I’ll add their url to my jar. When (or if)  this gets 100 notes, I’ll start messaging everyone. You’ll get two messages (hopefully three). The first one will be a sweet anon message. Like, a big one. The second message (not the same day) will be a url. You’ll have to send one nice message to that url. I think you get it, the third message will be the person who had your url sending a message to you (anon or not)
I don’t know if this is clear? Anyways. The rules are simple

1. like OR reblog. don’t do both :) (I PREFER REBLOGS THO OKAY)
2. you gotta be following me heheheh only if you want to okay
3. please don’t change your url? or at least leave a redirect page from your old to your new url or else it’s so complicated I wanna cry thanks

OF COURSE you’ll get a follow from me. not when I pick you, but when you follow me, cause I follow everyone back.

that’s my swag. just kidding. okay. bye

love you all, I hope this is going to work :)

Sounds Fun! You better do this :)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.